Once when I was very young, I was in the car with my dad going to get gas at the local UDF on a Thursday night. Every Thursday, they had a sale on gas and you got a nickel off. I always went because I hoped he would buy me an ice cream.
One day, we saw a woman walking down the street and I asked him if he would ever cheat on my mother. He emphatically told me I can’t handle one woman! Why the hell would I want two?