Always Judge a Man by the Size of his Car.

When giving a jump to a 25 year old co-worker named Harlen, I asked him how old his BMW was. He stated it was like 20 years old and had like 300,000 miles on it. I suggested he get a newer more dependable car. He said I can’t afford a new BMW, they start at like $40,000, and I only makes $15/hr.

I suggested a small car like a Suzuki hatchback. His reply was thats a loser poor man’s car. I have a certain reputation to uphold. I’ll give you one guess to the type of car that was giving his BMW a jump.

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