This is a small collection of sayings, quotes, and advice that have stuck with me over the years. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have!
If you don’t take yourself seriously…. neither will anyone else. – unknown.
Socialism works great….until you run out of other peoples money. – Margaret Thatcher.
Watch your money, no one else will. – unknown.
A boat is a hole in the water that you pour money into. – Aunt Janet G.
I have a 4/50 air conditioner … 4 window’s down and 50 miles/hr. – Mark S.
I can’t promise I’ll ever make a lot of money, but I can promise you I’ll always work. – Mark S.
Do you know what I like better than a $50 pair of sneakers? $50 worth of food. – Mark S.
You can’t sing? You can’t dance? You can’t play music? What kind of a man are you? – Old gypsy saying.
Dime [you] holding up a dollar [me]. – Jeff Lambert, Former supervisor.
Work smart, not hard. – Every relative ever.
It is what it is. – Mark S.
It’s all about the hustle. Money makes the world go round. – Mike Brewer.
I found another MMO, money making opportunity… – Mike Brewer.
Politics is someone who doesn’t want your job, but doesn’t want you to have it either. – unknown.
Mark’s 50% rule is simple. 50% of the population is functionally retarded. – Mark S.
[Concerning family] Don’t ask for anything, don’t tell them anything, and definitely don’t expect anything. – Mark S.
He’s a minimalist, he always does the bare minimum. – Mark S.
You don’t get rich by giving away your money. – Uncle Jimmy C.
Never turn down free money. – Grandpa Harry R.
Don’t rely on anyone but yourself. – Mark S.
What comes around goes around. – Dad.
Don’t worry about their age. If they don’t treat you with respect, you don’t have to treat them with respect. – Grandpa Harry R.
It’s not what you make, it’s what you save. – Grandpa Harry R.
The sweetest sound to a man’s ear is the sound of his own voice. – Uncle Jimmy C.
Take it easy, but take it. – Dad.
I don’t work weekends, holidays, or overtime. We [the family] either make it on my wages or we don’t. – Dad.
I realized early in life that I was never going to have a lot of money. So, I planned accordingly. – Mark S.
Live poor, die rich. – old farmers saying.
When I left home, I promised myself I will never compromise on 3 things: A big double bed; REAL cheese; and soft toilet paper. – Mark S.
Never enough time to do it right, but always enough time to do it over. – Grandpa Walter S.
No one ever helped me in this life … so f*ck em’. – Dad.
You will get punched in the face many times in life. So get used to it. – Paul H.
Alway wipe front to back (first piece of useful advice my dad ever gave me) – Dad.
You can’t fight over everything. So, pick your battles. – Dad.
If you don’t laugh about it, you’ll cry about it. So pick one. – Mark S.
I made 3 good descisions in life. I married a good person, I bought a small house, and I lived cheap. – Mark S.
Trust. But verify. – Ronald Reagan.
I’ve always had to make my own opportunities. – Paul H.
Some people pat you on the back and slap you in the face at the same time. – Lynne S.
Never give a small man a small job. He’ll think he’s a king and treat you appropriately. – Dad.
You’ll have to forgive my brother, He’s an idiot. – Keith S.
If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. – Dad.
You can’t learn a thing, with your mouth open. – Grandpa Walter S.
You have two ears and one mouth. So listen twice as much as you talk – unknown.
First I come, then I come again, then you come. – Grandpa Walter S.
Foolish people do foolish things. – Grandpa Harry R.
Your ship finally came in. Then it sank in the harbor. – Wayne S.
There is a difference between a man who does not have money and a poor man. The man with no money will eventually have some. The poor man will still have nothing. – Grandpa Harry R.
