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Your Bad
Once, my Aunt Rita and Uncle Jimmy Cucinotta took the family on a vacation. The night before they left, he packed the car, got gas, and made all the arrangements. He told my aunt, You have one job tomorrow. Please go to the the bank and get the money. In those days, there were no…
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Cars really can fly
When I was about 10 years old, I stayed over my friend Jimmy H’s house. In the middle of the night, his dad woke us up and stated we have to go right now and he could not leave us home alone. We arrived at a sharp curve on Devil’s Backbone Road. His older brother,…
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Bitters Bar & Grill
When I turned 30 and had a few work years under my belt, I realized things were not turning out as planned. My friend John H. and I came up with a novel idea. We would open a pub called Bitters Bar and Grill and let people come in and bitch about the injustice of…
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High Ink Priority
A former co-worker named Justin was complaining about barely making ends meet. He stated I can’t feed my kids with how little they pay me here! Later, I asked him what he was doing this coming up weekend, he said he was getting a sleeve. A sleeve? What’s that? Oh. A tattoo from your wrist…
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Always Judge a Man by the Size of his Car.
When giving a jump to a 25 year old co-worker named Harlen, I asked him how old his BMW was. He stated it was like 20 years old and had like 300,000 miles on it. I suggested he get a newer more dependable car. He said I can’t afford a new BMW, they start at…
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Did You See the Size of That Chicken?
While in high school, two friends and I came up with a poorly conceived plan to steal a 15 foot tall giant chicken bolted to the roof of a local restaurant. We were going to place it in the school gymnasium as the ultimate senior prank. We waited till dark and somehow managed to get…