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Bitters Bar & Grill
When I turned 30 and had a few work years under my belt, I realized things were not turning out as planned. My friend John H. and I came up with a novel idea. We would open a pub called Bitters Bar and Grill and let people come in and bitch about the injustice of
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High Ink Priority
A former co-worker named Justin was complaining about barely making ends meet. He stated I can’t feed my kids with how little they pay me here! Later, I asked him what he was doing this coming up weekend, he said he was getting a sleeve. A sleeve? What’s that? Oh. A tattoo from your wrist
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Always Judge a Man by the Size of his Car.
When giving a jump to a 25 year old co-worker named Harlen, I asked him how old his BMW was. He stated it was like 20 years old and had like 300,000 miles on it. I suggested he get a newer more dependable car. He said I can’t afford a new BMW, they start at
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Did You See the Size of That Chicken?
While in high school, two friends and I came up with a poorly conceived plan to steal a 15 foot tall giant chicken bolted to the roof of a local restaurant. We were going to place it in the school gymnasium as the ultimate senior prank. We waited till dark and somehow managed to get
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How to Boil an Egg
When I was around, 22, my older brother called me one day and asked Hey, what’s the trick to boiling an egg? WHAAAAT??? My answer. Place egg in water, turn on stove top, wait 10 minutes for magic to happen.
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Wait for Me
When I was in high school, on one particular cold day in December, my best friend, Mike Brewer, called me and said I missed the bus can you pick me up? I can’t afford to be late and miss my exams. Sure, I told him. Just wait out by the bus stop and I’ll be