Many ages ago, when I was in the Army we were constantly sent out in the field for training maneuvers. We were required to eat a hot meal everyday. I had to drive an hour to the other side of the base just to pick it up. I decided that was inefficient and was not going to do it.
Instead, I came up with a brilliant plan to swipe several loaves of bread and jars of peanut butter and jelly. For the next 30 days, I happily ate my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
As it turns out, that is an extremely bad idea. You see, I got a VERY painful case of constipation. After 2 days in hospital I was relieved when I successfully delivered a homemade PBJ loaf to the staff.
Unfortunately, when I returned to base I got 30 days PX duty for damaging Army property (ie. myself).